


Hello, Dear Friend!

by BrainExplode



Category: Utena
Genre: Humor, Poetry
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2004-01-22
Updated: 2004-01-22
Packaged: 2013-06-27 21:44:25
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 594
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1698834/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/110526/BrainExplode
Summary: My name is Shiori! And I've been very naughty...





	Hello, Dear Friend!

A/N: Basically a humorous review of the events  
  
in the Juri, Shiori, Ruka episodes; told in the POV of Shiori.  
  
In the spirit of "Freaky Fred"  
  
///Hello, Dear Friend!\\\  
  
Hello, dear friend! my name's Shiori  
  
I'm about to tell you a little story  
  
It is the story of my life at Ohtori  
  
And how I've been *naughty*  
  
The story I'm about to tell  
  
I tell you, I will tell it well  
  
It's about a love complex too hard to compel  
  
And how I've been very *naughty*  
  
Oh! When I was in Jr. High  
  
I met a girl; talented, yet shy  
  
This girl, named Juri, caught my eye  
  
And I was very *naughty*  
  
We became the closest of friends  
  
It seemed our friendship would never end  
  
A boy came between us and soon then  
  
I was very very *naughty*  
  
I stole the boy and moved away  
  
A thing I regret to this day  
  
I came back to Ohtori, so to say  
  
And there I was very *naughty*  
  
I tried to apologixe to Juri  
  
Who had become icy; her heart in fury  
  
In my dorm, I found a pendant of Juri's  
  
And that was when I was *naughty*  
  
Inside the locket, to my surprise  
  
A sight to horrifying for my eyes  
  
The person she loved in disguise  
  
Oh! How very *naughty*!  
  
Horrible and wonderful it was  
  
To know my friend's secret because  
  
I was now mightier than she ever was!  
  
Oh! How I was to be *naughty*!  
  
With a counselor, I did talk  
  
About the secret that made me gawk  
  
And now sweet Juri, I would mock  
  
So terrible! So *naughty*!  
  
I tried to revolutionize the world  
  
My plan of revenge was unfurled  
  
Juri's scream; her sword; it made my blood curl  
  
I was very *naughty*....  
  
Ruka soon came in my way  
  
I loved him and would have him, if I may  
  
With Juri's heart, I did play  
  
And this was very *naughty*  
  
Ruka fought for revolution; I was his bride  
  
Together! I could not have been more satisfied  
  
But when he lost; oh! how I cried!  
  
How could he be so *naughty*!  
  
You see, after the duel, I was dumped  
  
My breath, it stopped; my heart ceased to pump  
  
The agony! My whole world slumped  
  
Ruka! So very *naughty*!  
  
And in my days of emotional pain  
  
It was Juri who came to my aide  
  
But I slammed the door when she came  
  
And that was very *naughty*  
  
Ruka and Juri had a fight  
  
They agreed to duel that night  
  
And though Juri tried with all her might  
  
That Ruka! So very *naughty*  
  
So Juri was condemmed to Ruka's demand  
  
To fight for the Rose Bride's hand  
  
When Utena's sword did land  
  
On the locket! That was so... *naughty*  
  
From that point, Juri's vigor seemed to die  
  
And for a moment, she looked like she was to cry  
  
She gave up and left the arena with a sigh  
  
Poor Juri; why was I so *naughty*?  
  
Ruka finally gave up the ghost  
  
But Juri did not brag or boast  
  
That she now had captain's post  
  
Oh! How I had been *naughty*!  
  
She crossed my path at noon one day  
  
I was almost to afraid to stay  
  
Instead, I followed her on her way  
  
And repented for being *naughty*  
  
She smiled.  
  
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A/N: Ok, so it got a bit dramatic at the end... oh well, now that you've read it; you can review it! Thanks! Have a nice day! 


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